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You can cook well done with microwaves and induction heating

Which side you on?

I can't believe just how bald LeBron's gotten now. My goat is washed

The Witcher 3 but specifically the Hearts of Stone DLC. Shit got me locked in while doing hours of Witcher vision inspect item bullshit

Let me be the first person to give an actual answer instead of a canned 'read the TOS' (which doesn't even apply here) or memes. No one...

If you start giving people handouts, they're gonna be lazy and entitled and try to game the system to get $2 instead!

:blob_hmm_two: we could stick a bounty on them, every billionairs killed gives everyone else in the world $1

I'd rather we eat the rich

That's even worse. They don't want to share.

Where do we get the money for this if the ultra-wealthy won't chip in and the people are too morally decayed to care? Easy. We kidnap...

Friendly for everybody but it'll also look really funny because you'd just have cookware and equipment in an otherwise empty plot of...

I think that instead of restaurants we should just have stoves and ovens everywhere. You know, like fire hydrants but they're stoves and...

I love watching people destroy themselves physically, mentally, and socially to chase an unachievable ideal. Such drama

I feel like a lot of "greatest opening lines in literature" are just "the opening lines of classic novels" "When he was nearly thirteen...

Satan enters the bloodstream through energy drinks and makes you worship gay It's true. Look it up