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Ok...but the real issue is finding a girl.

q log #179: the way to a girls heart is through her prostate

E: turn the human into a slime too.

That's just b with extra steps

A but 'help' is an easily redefined term.

q log #178: one day, a human comes upon you in your den. Do you a: befriend the human and join them on their journey, b: attack and...

q log #177: you wake up, to see a slime looming over you. "Taxes? Transphobia? Humans? What are you talking about? Its a lovely day for...

Unfortunately the barrier on my research base is impervious to spores and slime, even if their transfer contains memetic qualities. I...

Life Goals?? This sounds lovely. Maybe I've already been transmogrified...

q log 176: struggle is useless, my hold is absolute. The slime and the spores are already working to transmogrify you, see? No more...

.... im a real live trans person to whom that term applies, I dont think we need to use that transphobic slur on my timeline, thanks.

The gasket part is optional

B-be gentle uwu

But is it a marketable one?

"They/we/us" will. "You/self/me/I" have to survive the main quest of earth first, which might take about 2 more runs. It's an...