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The one above me was responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs. They did this with the intention that cows would rise to rule the earth.

The sallow-faced man loomed over my bed as I woke, leering down at me through broken yellowed teeth.. "I just wanted to say that your story really touched me, and I think with some original artwork we could really take it to the next level."

The closest I can imagine is the times where I've tried to roleplay a commoner game in Skyrim? Just be a herbalist lady picking mushrooms and flowers, trying to level up alchemy enough to one day buy a small cottage. Able to hold her own against a wolf or mudcrab maybe, but not much more than...

The one above me is a champion cow tipper

he heard McDonalds was in town

How many do I need for a nice beefburger?

this is an entirely productive use of my time, surely

Yeah, I mean luck plays into it as well of course. And you could see if any more tags fit your story? Each one you can add is a chance someone's going to search by 'witches' or 'coming of age' or what-have-you and your story is going to pop up.

As a basic rule of thumb we might say: a) If you have 1000 views of Chapter 1, and 10 views of Chapter 5; then you have a writing issue. b) If you have 10 views of Chapter 1; then you likely have an issue with your cover and/or synopsis. There might also be issues with writing quality, but the...

Death came for Chuck Norris 20 years ago. He's been sat waiting until Chuck said he's ready.

The one above is annoyed because I'm the one that gets to drive the Tank

The one above me is a tank-wielding orc by day, Abba's Dancing Queen by night

Yay, got my first ever 'Trending'! :giggle:

Like... If you switch out the guy's feet is he still the same date?

Dance upon the stars tonight Smile and pain will fade away Words of mine will turn to ash When you call the last light down