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Suddenly all my back pains make sense.

If being in your 30s is grandparent status, I got baaaad news for all you 20yrolds. Middle aged. :blob_sir:

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I only wanted Morgan Freeman to be my narrator

The only actor I could see play my MC has been dead since 1979. John Wayne, playing John Wayne

Thanks

I feel like life is trying to tell me something. Because a minute ago, a lady came up to me and asked if I dropped a fiver. And then I...

Damn. I feel so useless lately. No drive to do anything. Just bleh. And people are waiting for stuff I promised... Feels bad man

I want you to imagine, a carnival game. You get eggs and you have to hit a dancing clown. If you succeed: you win a leg.

This site was built to contain the worst SCPs.

How did Foundation find this site?

Even worse than the ones 4chan contains?

Tail

Horns