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Would there even be electrical hookups?

Bold of you to assume she can even afford the internet to put it in your wishlist.

Can you put a Paw Patrol toy that opens and closes just like the one [name] has on my wish list?

:meowsip: What is your stance on cats?

Will you ever admit you're just a delusional human thinking that they are a vampire?

How does one answer questions properly when the issuer of the question is stupid beyond understanding? In what can we hope to teach them...

Paragraphing needs work. For max clarity each character gets its own paragraph. Both of these are Clara. Combine. First noun is...

You can. Provided you live on my blood farm.

I can haz chesborger?

Ask me a question, and I will answer at my discretion.

Wait, wrong joke.

To get to the otherside.

Because I ate the chicken feet and they got tired of it.

Because they slaughtered the duck hordes and chopped off their feet as trophies.

Why do the chicken have duck feet?