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That's what happens when you get a Sloth stoned

Yeah, we BFF's now. You're the only other person I've ever met that has been through it. I'm so stoked now.

I've Reached Fear Level 50 now, thank you.

I don't personally subscribe to it myself, but I do like to destroy things, and burning stuff is pretty kool too. Although, I gotta say...

I got exorcised for being too smart to be superstitious. And possible questions about incest in the religion. Either way, i got you...

OMG! I've been exorcised as well when I was a kid! Twice! No BS, real talk. Friggin small world...

There's nothing to be afraid of! Let me show you! 💗 Once you wake up with a great pair, from the guy in this dark dingy alleyway I paid...

I'm afraid of nice boobs. The doctor said the only way I can ever hope to get over my fear is exposure.

Lol you make it sound more glamorous than it was. I hate heights still, never got over it. especially walking on 1 inch by 1inch beams...

It's only dark magic when i turn the lights off. This does explain why you never pick up the phone when I call. That makes me feel a lot...

I ran facefirst into one once rubbernecking

Ah, see I did some time in some "not so nice" cities. Nothing says, you broke into the wrong house like a raging naked man with a boom...

Ran 3 miles today (okay 2.6). Feeling good (deeply tired).

I get it, I think, or it's because I sleep butt naked. Either way I gotta have my blanket, AC on at 61F and a box fan to drown out the...