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How do you milk an oat? :blob_hmm_two:

I take it back; keep drinking your oat milk. Almond milk sucks as milk; it's not even the right consistency to be milk, it's just...

When I don't want tummy hort, I go for oat milk. When I'm feeling bougie, I go for almond milk

@Lorelliad Oat milk has too many calories; it makes sense for bodybuilders and athletes trying to bulk up, but anyone who isn't...

Oat milk is the best kind of milk.

Nowadays, I'm lazy to get up and go to the barber...mainly because barbers here have no parking space where I can dump my motorcycle.

That one's when my hair is still well-groomed.

The chef's hat is blocking the sick-ass afro! :blob_catflip:

Sounds like a Manhau title.

Moo Principle # 499 - How does a question mark know it's pregnant? It misses a period.

Locked out of my own workplace, and I can't ask the guard for the key 'cause he's not there :blob_hmm_two:

Fine on my end.

Just came from my student's wake. Yeah, please talk to someone if you're feeling down.

Damn, my private school is showing. Sounds like upper management hell. They don't have anything better to do than walking around?