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god... y'all are getting a little too deep into this... *returns to reading his autographed copy of Mein Quack by Conqueror_Quack*

I prefer the traditional novel format. However, I do most of my reading on a mobile device now, so I prefer no more than 2-4 sentences...

An unfertilized egg is basically a bird's menstrual cycle so in a way birds probably look at us as if we were vampires eating their periods.

Amen. I currently own 4 hatreds. An old hatred, a big fat hatred, a very cautious/wary hatred and a little demonic hatred. I also used...

Having a cat allows for random interludes of things being knocked off tables, a cat stuck on the curtains, or other devices you can use...

Of course buddy.

"You turned down my offer of being pampered and taken care of for the next few years..." Should something bad ever happen to me, would...

Are you willing to barter your wives' milk for some eggs?

You turned down my offer of being pampered and taken care of for the next few years to become an OnlyFans bull, and you now have the...

Do you have any eggs for me?

Enjoy the grass, it's what ducks do.

Time is such a weird thing... rather, the passage of time Sometimes I feel I have been waiting thirty minutes for something, and barely...

I asked them if they could handle smut. SH and RR readers responded the same. They’re the same people. There. Myth debunked.

it would be beautiful!

I'd find it hilarious if an author gave an incredibly detailed backstory to a one-off character that will never be seen again. If the...