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@JayMark More or less 2.5 pangs :blob_evil:

Writers are free to write any story, no matter how bizarre. Readers are also free to opt out of reading it or blacklist it.

I forever thank you for keeping big swirly glasses alive

I now proclaim the shrimp the Duke of Comedy. The duke is nobodies enema.

And also not as good when you try to force it by pumping water up your ass

Good comedy is like the perfect shit. Rare and hard to describe, but you'll know it when you see it

AI can take my job, because it can teach, write, and draw. But it can't be an eldritch... no... never mind... it can do that too.

AI can't take my job because I'm jobless. https://www.facebook.com/reel/2951595461711725/?mibextid=ZZyLBr

Also, you two look like you're about to neuralize a walrus.

Yep, I'm easily three pangs tall. :blob_evil:

Pengmida (credit to @ShrimpShady for the name)

I am not secretive about being a vampire and worshiping the vampy mommy goddess.

Moo Principle #575 - Comedy is constipated because it is one of the most difficult things to doo doo.

Hehe you are not getting it out of me

Moo Principle #574 - I am three pangs tall, easily.