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Forget about sardines. Have some protein noodles.

I wonder what the texture of them is like. If it isn't that different, I could probably gaslight myself into eating them

They look like 'worms'. I wouldn’t probably have a problem with that but my mom would surely puke.

Leto!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :s_eek:

Why does the same standard genre story template with one minor twist always win? I need to change the way I write.

No, just you. The whale ate you and you became part of its skeleton, then the whole thing, then it died because you got revenge on it by...

Yes, you are a big dead whale skeleton.

🥰:blob_nom: My angel, my sunlight <3 thank you for helping me through hard times

You were going to eat me. I just want to eat your eggs. We are not the same.

You turned down my offer of being pampered and taken care of for the next few years to become an OnlyFans bull, and you now have the...

"You turned down my offer of being pampered and taken care of for the next few years..." Should something bad ever happen to me, would...

Are you willing to barter your wives' milk for some eggs?

Do you have any eggs for me?

Enjoy the grass, it's what ducks do.

I can see grass again... I have the urge to eat it... no no no this duck form...it has gone too far...