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Here's the thing. Parody or satirical fan fiction falls under the category of parody and is an exception, so there shouldn't be a...

Short hair, not me.

Still, I made a cat wear a tutu when it didn't want to and only got twelve stitches, so my point is proven.

It could have been your teenage years.

Hmmm...

Lots of people don't know that; it's only an obvious term for gooners who spend way too much time looking for erotic content online. Go...

Who is the bonkers cow? I'm a wholesome and morally upstanding bull.

I don’t participate in competitions I can’t win. I see no chance to place when there are bonkers cow, a futa connoisseur, serial...

I remember how you lusted after that cow.

Caffeine time. Drink Barq's Root Beer that I didn't know was caffeinated until today, because most root beers aren't.

Chocolate milk. It's like you took preppy white conformist milk and dressed it in the edgy black nonconformist clothes that every goth...

@JayMark flavoured yogurt? You should be selling that.

Every time I think I have written something good, I reread it a week later and despair in the crude and poor form of what I have created…