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THIS IS A VERY TRUE STATEMENT, YOUR HONOR!!! Because cuteness is in the eye of the beholder, and there are many within these very forums...

Ratings would be good if people weren't humans. I agree with Corty. Thumbs up and thumbs down would be better.

Rating in general is shit; it is a broken system. Has been even before Scribblehub took off.

This cannot be used as evidence of a pattern. It was a one time thing. I think the prosecution is using selection bias methods to win...

No, that really kind of makes sense. You're basically using five star as a 'like' on free stuff, where you've invested nothing other...

🤷‍♂️ i'm just salty because they fucked with my rating when I just uploaded the story.

Its the same everywhere. That's why I will always say that the only type of rating that works is thumbs up and thumbs down. People...

Tell the court how evil I am. I cannot be prosecuted for cuteness. I need to be prosecuted for my heinous crimes. Actually...don't tell...

OBJECTION OBJECTION!! BECAUSE FREEDOM ALWAYS WINS.

Objection! My objection is more shiny and pretty, I win. :blob_sir:

First of all, I would like to point out that the accuser @CinnaSloth is being physically intimidating with my client... and her...

Your majestic honor bruh, What can I say except.. Look at that adorable pfp. She's so cute, you want to pinch her cheeks and give her...

Your honor! As you know, all women are queens. To rank them is to compare them. That is such… ungentlemanly behavior! If I must rank...

Our intelligence is evolving faster than one can think. I dunno what I'm saying.

Defendant @Envylope enters a 'summon my minion lawyer' plea. Accuser @CinnaSloth please detail your allegations within 48 hours...