Recent content by Deathfunny

Depends on my mood.

Just now a cringe memory struck me down to my knees.

I'm back, life been treating me great.

"Don't quote me" and "I'm tired, boss." "Don't put me in the dark. I'm scared"

Back in mah day, we say ‘Hi’ like proper folks, not dis lazy ‘Hey’ y’all young’uns be throwin’ ‘round like ya ain’t got no manners! I swear, ‘Hey’ is fer horse, ain’t no fer people, ya know? Ain’t no respect left in dis world! If ya wanna greet somebody right, ya tip yer hat an’ speak from de...

damn, imma sit down..

As the title suggested.

Since I was a kiddo, too broke back then, still is broke right now, Ain't making no wishes, it's expensive.

Having a proper conversations about their love for each other, underneath the night sky. Misunderstanding that ended up getting resolved through gazillion of chapters. Not some misunderstanding that will cause someone to uncover that their love one is cheating with their best friend, ending up...

Hating on pineapple pizza. Buying slaves or endorsing it, making justifications for it. Not murdering the big bad guy, even though that being won't stop being the big bad guy. Perverted without proper reasonings behind it. Denser than a black hole. Treating everyone beneath him because of his...

Ah, yes... Spending hours upon hours writing, then within mere minutes your novel is already in the next page.

*Smiles suspiciously* the power to control blood flow, imagine how fun would it be to give a bunch of presidents boner while they were speaking live in tv. Imagine giving your boss a boner every time he sees an unarrange boxes, making him think that he has fetish with boxes, only to realize that...

Your the goat! You do be saving a lot of our asses(time), keep up the good work may the algorithm bless you with grace.

Treat those girls like a proper human being with varying degree of problems in their life, don't make them blindly fall in love with the mc just because he/she rubbed them in a wrong skin.

The protagonist I made myself was inspired by an abandoned doll, given such predicament when oneself is rooted in place unable to wonder no one, though unless someone decided to take you in an adventure, you'll be there for the rest of eternity, watching as the world changes itself as you...