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It was me, I went into everyone's profile while ya all slept and deleted the cookies that keep you logged in. :blobthumbsup:

inb4 404 - I got logged out threads.

Imma skip school for a bit. I'm the teacher. :sweating_profusely: :blobrofl::blobrofl::blobrofl:

I think it’s unfair that our SH artist is bending her neck daily to… draw SHFers, but no one has had the courtesy to bend their fingers...

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@Corty I feel this is you.

I will also raise my hammer in solidarity. :blob_thor:

@Conqueror_Quack & @Anonjohn20 :blob_thor:

such popular very shine wow

Fuck you all. :blob_blank:

Sometimes I’m like a cold hearted unfuckabke chud and sometimes I wanna be leashed up like a dog

Reading all this shit makes me wanna commit alt+F4. It's cringe quality of the 2014. I meant in Minecraft, y'all.

The dog had been waiting at the bus stop for three days. Every time a bus arrived, he stood up, and his tail wagged slowly as he...

I have two books signed by the actors who played main characters in them (Got Majel Barrett to sign my copy of Peter David's Q-In Law, a...