Corty's latest activity

Just another reason to hate on the white and ginger cats.

That's my senpai.

Even after 3 years, I still got it:

Let's target the ducking principal!

Surgery.

Ooooooommmm... Become the side chick. Seduce. Overcum. Adapt.

Write his wife's phone number and his side chick's name on the test paper.

Student: "Sir, let's do art trade! Show me your works and I'll choose one to draw." Me: "Alright then...CHOOSE!" Student...

INVALID INPUT. NOT A QUESTION. REJECTED. Ooooooooooommmmmm... Tell her not to be a stuck-up bitch. She cheats with her makeup; you...

Ooooooooooommmmmmmm.... Data shows that you must seduce your teachers for the ideal outcome. Wait, sorry, it was set to NSFW settings...

I'M FINALLY FAMOUS! I'M CHANGING MY NAME TO C.V. BADGER SO EVERYONE WILL KNOW I'M A SUCCESSFUL, FAMOUS AUTHOR!

Ooooooooooommmmmm.... FUCK! FUCK! Where is this water coming from?! FUCK! MY BOOKS! MY PRECIOUS BOOKS! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I am not murican, okay? :blob_teary: