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None. But if you ask me how many times I kneed my desk while getting up, the answer is: I don't know, but I did it once already this year.

*squeeeeee would you like SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE zzzzzzzz double Fffffffphhhhhh zzzzrrrrrrrttttttttttt

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

The socks stay off in this house. You will not see them, trash panda.

Weak. I'll do it myself. And steal the socks after. Who the hell plays spin the bottle with socks on anyway?

Get a room you two. And a camera.

I'll protect this duck with my life. He eats my stale bread, I can't let him disappear.

Me after I heard PIZZA without listening to the rest as they don't matter:

Pineapple pizza is the best, I will hear no arguments.

So you are saying I shouldn't use the metric Syatem buy use pounds and tons?

The Problem being?

Exactly why I made an HP and Naruto fanfic, both as a what-if story.

@Representing_Tromba is married? And I was not invited? Next time they probably won't even invite me to their firstborn daughter's...