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I want invisibility. To quote Red vs Blue yet again Simmons: I think I found where the Freelancers stored some of their equipment for...

Do you know when a joke becomes a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

A man with a termite problem walks to the cashier. "Is this stuff good for bugs?", he asks and the cashier answers: "No, sir. It'll kill...

Most people were given powers hand-selected by the author. Checkmate, atheist!

My favorite superpower is flight

Dad Jokes? Here's the thing:

Wonders why there are so many comments on a frostpunk remix in russian about sawdust soup.

Hmm... with me, I think I'd probably have something like a "total boredom field," where nothing whatsoever exciting happens anywhere...

Dragon.

I’d want to create anything I paint.

I think it'd be cool to be a shapeshifter. I always thought Mystique (X-Men) was super cool.