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The crisp, glistening golden brown duck of course

Its white not blonde.

Its better to wield him while hes alive, with one word you can make him kill a few and maim many.

Jaymark is my prefered melee weapon.

You expect me to eat LEFTOVERS @JayMark im not some pleb who will settle for leftovers even if its fish.

Moo Principle # 416 - Question marks are never straight.

Nah. He does like to gouge eyes out. As with the dead or as the watchman? If former, he nearly did with his skull cracked once. Ehh...

He should go around cutting peoples noses off and grafting them on to himself.

Thats not the criteria he usually uses, he says if it has horns its a bull.

@JayMark is this a cow or a bull?

Valhiem really needs cows as the apex monster of the medows biome.

He does that, he even reads back months if he hadnt been around for a while