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Sex. I'm convinced that you could write the next Lord of the Rings, and it still wouldn't get a twentieth as many views as a fanfiction...

Ok, who knocked the cow up this time

I'm sending a Cyclops after you.

You're telling me Homer wrote that epic poem? It's just that... coming from him, That's pretty Odd to See

You are right, sister.

Sometimes simple things are the best.

@Azhurie_Mythephan It's about what isn't seen @Lorelliad precisely because I am an ass man myself, I'm able to make these level headed...

I just like boobs in general. Always was a boobs guy, not an ass guy.

I just learnt that the first person who committed murder would get a part of sin for every wrongfully killing of another person. Bro...

You just made me hungry, Azhurie.

Oh I thought you got infected after we made out sloppy style.

There's no other choice but to double down. > 'G-gomenasorry, shachō-sama! Douka, please don't fire boku onegaishimasuwu. Boku ga...

The heat's forcing me to act like an asian uncle on the street. Shirtless. I go through three shirts and two towels in a day just trying...

Oh my, you have cast a spell on me. I have been bewitched :meowsip: