AliceMoonvale

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  AliceMoonvale

• Today at 7:02 PM

Moon Orchard Log Entry #5:

Cloud trees have developed a new coping mechanism for distress: marking nearby fruit from other trees with strange symbols believed to denote ripeness levels.

The markings appear to have little effect on the fruit itself, but seem to provide temporary emotional relief to the trees responsible.

Further observation is required.

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  bottylover

• Yesterday at 4:49 PM

You, mask moon woman, who are you and why did my girl let you in the same art pic?

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  AliceMoonvale

• Yesterday at 4:20 PM

Awe, after a previous shit-filled day and another fun hospital visit, I get something nice 'n wholesome when I wake up today.

My zombie diary story gets recommended for the first time, in a thread for zombie stories, then the OP reads and leaves a review after reading all current chapters.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Yesterday at 3:06 PM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Monday at 4:36 PM

Moon Orchard Log Entry #4

A once speculated behavior among cloud trees has now been confirmed.

Trees once known for loudly battling invasive weeds appear unsettled when none remain. Lacking clear threats, the tree grows creeping vines that begin tightening around its own nearby fruit, or the fruit of neighboring trees, damaging them.

The tree likely believes it is defending the orchard.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Monday at 1:48 PM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Monday at 1:14 PM

Moon Orchard Log Entry #3:

Fruit grown from the cloud trees display a tendency to produce prolonged vocalizations when distressed. The sounds are consistent and appear to echo across nearby branches, persisting despite no visible threat. Nearby fruit continue growing.

I remain unsure whether this behavior serves a survival purpose or is the fruit's way of drawing attention to itself in order to be picked.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Monday at 1:12 AM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Sunday at 10:53 PM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Sunday at 8:56 PM

Moon Orchard Log Entry #2:

Observation reveals that fruit produced by cloud banana trees display unusually strong reactions when presented with various facial expressions. Specimens exposed to more dynamic emotions appear to enter a state of acute distress, resulting in either suspended growth or falling prematurely from the branch, as if experiencing hostile weather conditions.

Additional study is required.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Sunday at 4:26 PM

Moon Orchard Log Entry #1:

Fascinating phenomenon observed in the Orchard today!

Certain cloud trees practice a rare technique known as selective growing,
picking exactly one-third of branches to grow from, then insists fruit grew from the entire tree.

I will keep logs of future findings.

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  pangmida

• Sunday at 3:21 PM

Now who is this pretty lady

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  AliceMoonvale

• Sunday at 2:17 PM

A seal came up to me.
It started singing a kiss from a rose.

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Sunday at 1:09 PM

AliceMoonMeow~.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Sunday at 11:48 AM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Sunday at 5:48 AM

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  Tsuru

• Sunday at 5:08 AM

Unignored done.

What now ?
Do i need to dogeza or something ?

Say genuinely sorry ? (which i in fact did multiple times ?)

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  Tsuru

• Sunday at 4:56 AM

I dont want beef with you.
NOR that i intentionally misgendered you voluntarily.

Dude/dudette/he/she/they/them/robot/ai/you/thisguy/thisguygirl/thisgirl/bruh/sis/WHATEVER

Im sorry if i misgendered you.
Please STOP spam laugh react.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Sunday at 4:14 AM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Sunday at 2:36 AM

Alright people. Let's get a show of hands here.
Who here has been personally victimized by @AliceMoonvale?

Be sure to let me know by reacting with a laugh emoji.
(disclaimer: if you couldn't tell, this is satire)