1 Elf Girlfriend who really loves you or 1 Million Dollars

[Iamnotabot]

Doubt she would love someone who is broke like me, plus i need cash badly so......

 

[APieceOfRock]

the tree-hugger would probably sell for more. I'll take her

 

[Ellieporter]

Then I chose the elf.
Even with the cheating add-on you put in there @ElliePorter I still chose the elf. I abhor cheating. I only require one thing from my partner; loyalty.

Plus money can be made. And she must come with some dowry being elf nobility. We will get by even if not.

A well detailed answer

 

[BlackKnightX]

I'll take 1 million from you and take the elf on my own~ ?

 

[Ellieporter]

the tree-hugger would probably sell for more. I'll take her

Kek. You'll probably be the one who'll be sold lol but ok...

I'll take 1 million from you and take the elf on my own~ ?

YOU CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

 

[Kaito]

I'll take the elf, pretend to sell her and then scam someone to pay 1 million dollars

I get the elf and the money!

 

[Succubiome]

Elf girlfriend, for sure.

Unless one is already in a monogamous relationship, I don't get how 1 million dollars could ever compare.

 

[NotaNuffian]

Why do you think so?

Cuz I have low self esteem/ worth.

Was thinking the same thing, but I'll just assume that in this hypothetical scenario, (we) are fit for her. So it's just a matter of what you think of her.

A meet up with the in-laws will be fun. *Sarcasm*

 

[TheEldritchGod]

The Elf is a very beautiful woman with long flowing silver hair, porcelain white skin, blue eyes. She also has a very athletic physique and somewhat firm behind but has small breasts. She belongs to a noble family that has the rank equivalent of an Archduke. Proficient in archery and a master of all melee weaponry, can cook, can speak 6 languages, knows 50 martial art techniques, has super hearing and doesn't miss a shot.

Meanwhile, the other choice is 1 Million Dollars, tax free.

Deal breaker.

Give me my 1 million souls, tax free.

 

[Ellieporter]

Deal breaker.

Give me my 1 million souls, tax free.

WHA-?!

 

[Sola-sama]

I bet she has tree friends. If she's the 'queen bee' in her own groups of tree friends, I can slowly convince her that I really need her tree friends to join her in marriage. Ah, yes... me, my elf girlfriend, and my harem of tree girlfriends.

I don't need the money, my harem of tree girlfriends will incessantly produce fruits and we can sell them for cash. I will become the biggest food exporter in the whole world.

 

[Corty]

I bet she has tree friends. If she's the 'queen bee' in her own groups of tree friends, I can slowly convince her that I really need her tree friends to join her in marriage. Ah, yes... me, my elf girlfriend, and my harem of tree girlfriends.

I don't need the money, my harem of tree girlfriends will incessantly produce fruits and we can sell them for cash. I will become the biggest food exporter in the whole world.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

WHA-?!

Oh. wait. did I say SOULS? I meant, Dollars. Clearly.
Heh heh. What would I do with a million souls?
That... that'd be crazy! Yeah... crazy.

 

[Sola-sama]

Oh. wait. did I say SOULS? I meant, Dollars. Clearly.
Heh heh. What would I do with a million souls?
That... that'd be crazy! Yeah... crazy.

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

Oh. wait. did I say SOULS? I meant, Dollars. Clearly.
Heh heh. What would I do with a million souls?
That... that'd be crazy! Yeah... crazy.

This great witch would hit you up with a deal for a million (human) souls if this great witch was in the same space-time and did not automate this account with an enslaved poltergeist

 

[laccoff_mawning]

Realistically speaking, interspecies relationships sound messed up, so ima take the money.

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

Man, I could never love to have such a nice, beautiful and elegant beauty right next to me. Forever by my side.
















I can't thank you enough for letting me buy such a nice PC with not only the best specs possible but also enough money for me to save up for emergencies and even have enough for me to buy a console and a switch.

Huh? Elf girl? Can I just sell her off? But I remember that its illegal for me to sell living beings apart from pets....however, now that you mention it, I can just try and loophole that she is a rare breed and make more money off it I guess?

Wait, you actually want me to date her? Hahaha. Lol thats the funniest things to say. I rather build myself a robot over dating...ugh women everyday. Why chase some girl who would be troublesome when you can make cool robots anyday?

 

[Amon_Lock]

A free loving girlfriend that I can't have irl? Gimme ????

 

[RepresentingSilence]

Elf gf

 

[gogo7966]

never dating again so give me the cash